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		<title>The Newest NHL Team: The Manitoba Mosquitoes</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2011/06/15/the-newest-nhl-team-the-manitoba-mosquitoes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 13:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I grew up being a Winnipeg NHL hockey fan. I ceased to be one when the Winnipeg Jets left in 1996. I never became a fan of the Manitoba Moose, just because I never found the level of hockey to be too exciting and cheering for a team that had its best players called up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monkey Poo for iPhone and iPad Released</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2010/12/13/monkey-poo-for-iphone-and-ipad-released/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 20:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Complex Games, the developers I work with has had an interesting December. They won a Canadian New Media Award for a game called One Ocean which is basically a Serious Game. Then they release a new iPhone/iPad game that is about throwing monkey poo (and no pun intended with using release and poo in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Corporate Logo Spoofs</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2009/09/11/corporate-logo-spoofs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During the market tumble in the past year, these logos would have been a lot more relevant, but they are still pretty clever because they are so irreverent. Enjoy.]]></description>
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		<title>More Smart T-Shirts</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2009/08/20/more-smart-t-shirts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I stumbled (again) onto another great website that sells T-Shirts with some funny sayings/pictures. Here is a quick sample: Check it out&#8230; Snorg Tees]]></description>
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		<title>The Evolutionary Reason for Not Having Telepathy</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2009/08/06/the-evolutionary-reason-for-not-having-telepathy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you remember those superheroes or futuristic adventurers who could read minds and would possess an advantage that always allowed them to defeat the villain? I do, and I always thought it would be so cool to have Telepathy. If we could understand what everyone else was thinking, would that not make life easier? There [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smart T-Shirts</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2009/07/18/smart-t-shirts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I stumbled onto this great website that sells T-Shirts with some funny sayings/pictures. Here is a quick sample: Check it out&#8230; BustedTees]]></description>
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		<title>(de)Motivational Posters</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2009/06/18/demotivational-posters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all have seen them. Motivational and inspirational posters in various corporate waiting/meeting rooms. They promote feel-good concepts like Teamwork, Success, and Respect. Here are some samples: &#8230; &#8230; &#8230; Now, I find this stuff to be pretty pretentious. Thankfully, a very cheeky company, Despair.com has created some pretty cool counter-motivational posters. They even allow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Shit Happens</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2009/06/03/how-shit-happens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A classic parody that mimics the Book of Genesis, imbues it with corporate culture, and speaks volumes about why shit happens. Today&#8217;s reading is from the Book of Corporate.? Section 1, Chapter 1, Verses 1-15 1. In the beginning was the Plan. 2. And then came the Assumptions. 3. And the Assumptions were without form. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Many Social Workers Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb?</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2009/03/04/how-many-social-workers-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb/</link>
		<comments>http://billogs.net/2009/03/04/how-many-social-workers-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I started as a new Social Worker, I believed that I was going to change the world. Now, I realize that I am not going to change anything&#8230; even lightbulbs. How Many Social Workers Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb? The light bulb doesn&#8217;t need changing, it&#8217;s the system that needs to change. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>People Are Idiots</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2008/12/21/people-are-idiots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 14:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As if the news about the economic crisis could not get worse. The Economist just reported how a Bernie Madoff, a popular financial adviser, managed to pull off a massive Ponzi Scheme that saw him take billions of investors&#8217; dollars and declare he had nothing to show for it. The articles titled, Ponzi Squared, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>At Last, A Religion That Does Not Take Itself Seriously</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2008/11/29/at-last-a-religion-that-does-not-take-itself-seriously/</link>
		<comments>http://billogs.net/2008/11/29/at-last-a-religion-that-does-not-take-itself-seriously/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 09:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was doing some research about chaos theory and cosmology and stumbled onto this wikipedia article about a new religion called Discordianism. The essence of its philosophy can be summed up as: &#8220;If organized religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe.&#8221; Check out Discordianism, where [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blame the Romans &amp; Catholics for our Calendar</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2008/11/22/blame-the-romans-catholics-for-our-calendar/</link>
		<comments>http://billogs.net/2008/11/22/blame-the-romans-catholics-for-our-calendar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Concerning my last blog, a friend of mine commented via email that he thinks there would be a societal benefit if we followed a lunar calendar. Men would be able to better track women&#8217;s menstrual cycles and the resulting PMS which would prompt the men to lay low and thus promote domestic harmony. Makes sense [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Missing Thirteenth Month</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2008/11/19/the-missing-thirteent-month/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:32:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever noticed how our 12 month calendar has no symmetry or pattern? The 31 day month does not even alternate with non-31 day months to follow a pattern. It really is a mess and should be fixed. If every month was shortened to 28 days, or basically a lunar cycle of four 7-day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Duh Corporation</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2008/11/15/the-duh-corporation/</link>
		<comments>http://billogs.net/2008/11/15/the-duh-corporation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A brilliant piece of web design and writing that ridicules the modern marketing methods employed by so many technology companies. The Duh Corporation Enjoy!]]></description>
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		<title>A Thousand Dollars for Getting the 2012 Prophecy Correct</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2008/09/12/a-thousand-dollars-for-getting-the-2012-prophecy-correct/</link>
		<comments>http://billogs.net/2008/09/12/a-thousand-dollars-for-getting-the-2012-prophecy-correct/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are a bunch of books and videos talking about the impending end of the world in 2012 as predicted by the Mayans. The Mayans are a long dead culture who appeared to have died themselves. You would think that given their perceived aptitude to prophecy, they could have avoided their own fate. Anyways, supposedly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If You Are White, You Like This Stuff&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2008/08/15/if-you-are-white-you-like-this-stuff/</link>
		<comments>http://billogs.net/2008/08/15/if-you-are-white-you-like-this-stuff/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very funny, insightful, and teasing site that talks about all of the various things that White People (aka middle-class, ethnic-European, and mostly raised in North America) like. At first it does not seem funny because it hits so close to home. It really does force one to step outside of their assumptions and once [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do&#8217;s and Don&#8217;ts with Babies</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2008/08/06/dos-and-donts-with-babies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very funny series of pictures by David and Kelly Sopp that combines both irony &#38; exaggeration with artistic renditions that are befitting?a parenting book. Taken from Do&#8217;s and Don&#8217;ts with Babies]]></description>
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		<title>Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager</title>
		<link>http://billogs.net/2008/08/03/chad-vader-day-shift-manager/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:43:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Billows</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An amazing set of videos produced by Blame Society Productions, where Darth Vader&#8217;s younger brother struggles in his role as a grocery store shift manager. Excellent casting and homage to the Star Wars movies. Chad Vader]]></description>
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